With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in the near future:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and WR Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FEDUP
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7.)Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: KnottNOW.
and finally. . . . .
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
(sorry about that last one but it was funny, if crass. We all need a laugh.)
Friday, November 14, 2008
Investment tips for our time (cheerfully stolen from someone else)
Posted by Lynn at 12:14 PM
Labels: just for fun
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2 comments:
Haha. That was awesome! I was laughing through the whole thing and just about DIED on that last one! (you're right - crass, but definitely funny). Thanks for sharing!
I don't usually leave comments because I am too lazy or something, but that was too funny to not say thank you for adding a couple years to my life. Isn't it great that we can still laugh through this economic crisis or in part because of it.
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